12 Days of Sex Toys (UPDATED FOR 2025)

It’s time for 12 Days of Sex Toys for 2025!

Santa’s sleigh is overflowing this year with vibrators, suction toys, precision G-spot gems, couples’ enhancers, and penis-pleasure favorites. Whether you’re playing solo or with a partner, there truly is something for every body, every desire, and every budget from charming little delights under $10 to a luxurious penis-focused toy at $169. The 2025 list includes tried and true old favorites, updated versions of classic designs, and revolutionary new technology with all guaranteed to enhance your pleasure and add holiday cheer.

Shopping for a sex toy can feel overwhelming, especially with so many options and the uncertainty of where to begin. It’s easier than you might think. You can waltz right into Walgreens, Target, or Walmart and pick one up with your toothpaste and holiday wrapping paper. Even your grocery store might have a little “something extra” on Aisle 12. And of course, Amazon is always ready to deliver discreet joy to your doorstep. Pleasure has never been more accessible or more convenient.

Santa’s Checklist of Toy Features for Aging Bodies When it comes to sex and aging, your toys should be designed to work with your body. Here are Santa’s guidelines for key factors to consider:

• Ergonomic Design: Choose toys that fit comfortably in your hand, lightweight, easy to grip, and friendly to wrists or fingers that may not be as flexible as they once were.

• Large, Easy-to-Use Buttons: Look for simple controls with large buttons that are intuitive to operate. You want “I can find this in the dark” controls that make on/off and intensity changes effortless.

• Body Safe Materials: Opt for toys made from nonporous, hypoallergenic, nontoxic materials. Ensure they are compatible with your lubes and easy to clean.

• A Battery That Outlasts You: Arousal takes more time as we age, so battery time matters. Check the run time, and if battery limits are a concern, consider corded options for uninterrupted pleasure.

• Enhanced Power: Getting older also means the need for more robust and varied stimulation to induce an orgasm than decades ago. Choose toys with enough power, multiple speeds and intensities to get your engine running.

With thoughtful designs that cater to every desire and older bodies, these 12 Days of Sex Toys make it easy to create unforgettable holiday fun solo or with a partner. Ho! Ho! Ho!

First Day of Sex Toys

Again in 2025, the First Day has to start off with the Magic Wand, a favorite of sex-toy enthusiasts for over 50 years and still rated #1 on many Best Sex Toys lists! No toy matches the power and intensity of the Magic Wand. The intense stimulation it provides is a winner for older bodies with diminished libido or sensitivity. The Magic Wand is almost always guaranteed to induce an orgasm. Its versatility is unsurpassed for clitoral and penis stimulation and doubles as a whole-body massager.

Second Day of Sex Toys

The Second Day of Sex Toys is the Lem Clitoral Massager. This clitoral massager is perfect for exploring air suction bliss for the first time, promising longer, more powerful and deeply satisfying orgasms. This little lemon features 12 unique intensities and patterns. Santa has  heard seasoned sex toy users rave about the Lem and claim it’s the best toy they’ve ever used. That’s a lot of holiday cheer with a fresh twist.

Third Day of Sex Toys

The Third Day of Sex Toys is from the Trojan Brand, a trusted leader in condoms for over 100 years and now a go-to for sex toys. This Trojan Vibrating Tandem Couples Ring will shake things up by stimulating both partners at the same time. It creates simultaneous heightened pleasure for her with a textured clitoral vibrator and for him with a ribbed tactile stimulator. Priced at $10, the Trojan Vibrating Couples Ring is the perfect stocking stuffer. Double the pleasure, double the fun

Fourth Day of Sex Toys

The Fourth Day of Sex Toys is the Je Joue Hera that is number one on Best Rabbit lists. Like the queen of the gods in Greek mythology, Je Joue’s Hera rises above all the others with the classic rabbit design. Featuring dual motors (one in the shaft and one in the arm), the external stimulator’s motor provides a broader area for stimulation than a traditional rabbit. With 5 speeds and 7 patterns, waterproof and rechargeable, the Je Joue Hera will bring you lots of good times during the holidays and all year round.

Fifth Day of Sex Toys

The Fifth Day of Sex Toys is the Cosmopolitan X Plus One Best Gem Vibe, a diamond shaped vibrator with comfortable finger grips and a broad side for widespread stimulation.  This well priced luxe gem found at Walmart and Walgreens has 10 vibrating settings and is designed to provide all over shimmers with its unique design and powerful vibrations. The Gem Vibe proves that diamonds really are a girl’s best friend.

Sixth Day of Sex Toys

The Sixth Day of Sex Toys is the revolutionary Arcwave Ion 2, the only stroker to integrate Pleasure Air for the male body. Top rated by male users, the Ion 2 uses air suction to focus on the key nerves of the frenulum to deliver deeper, more powerful orgasms. The Autopilot feature alternates randomly between different intensity levels to bring unexpected surprises and heightened pleasure. Every man loves a new toy and this one is a winner!

Seventh Day of Sex Toys

The Seventh Day of Sex Toys is the Crazzy Bunny, an action-packed mini version of the classic rabbit design that premiered in 1984. Easy to use with one button control, the Crazzy Bunny provides clitoral stimulation with the vibrating and tickling bunny ears. Extremely powerful with 10 vibrating modes, it has a 2 hour running time on a charge for lots of holiday excitement.

Eighth Day of Sex Toys

The Eight Day of Sex Toys is the Nu Sensuelle XLR8 Vibe Baelii, rated the best vibrator for precise stimulation by Wirecutter. This versatile toy known for its gentle, precision G-spot stimulation is also an easy-to-hold vibrator for pinpoint external stimulation of your choice of body parts. Besides the 20 vibration patterns, you can activate the turbo boost feature to crank up the vibration intensity to a mind-blowing 9,000 RPM for 12 seconds! Just make sure you’re ready for take-off when you hit turbo.

Ninth Day of Sex Toys

The Ninth Day of Sex Toys has us going to Target for the well-priced Cake Stroker, a handheld male personal massager. Two entrances mean double the fun. The tighter ribbed entrance excites, while the beaded entrance makes personal massage feel good. The soft and squishy toy is safe for the most sensitive skin. The Cake Stroker is Santa’s perfect helper to reduce your holiday stress.

Tenth Day of Sex Toys 

The Tenth Day of Sex Toys is the Dame Eva, a wearable clitoral vibrator that stays in place during partner play without getting in the way. Dame Eva can also provide plenty of solo pleasure with its closely tucked vibrations. With three intensity levels, the Dame Eva is hands off, turned on fun.

Eleventh Day of Sex Toys

The Eleventh Day of Sex Toys is the Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 with revolutionary new technology. The Pro 2 Gen 3 uses liquid air technology that mimics the sensual surge of pulsing water, adding a new way to experience clitoral stimulation. This Gen 3 upgrade also uses pressure-wave technology giving feelings of suction and pulsations similar to the sensations of oral sex. With 11 pressure wave and 12 vibration programs, the Pro 2 Gen 3 is definitely on Santa’s 12 Days of Sex Toys for 2025.

Twelfth Day of Sex Toys

The Twelfth Day of Sex Toys is Shunga Chocolate Aphrodisiac Edible Body Paint and the beginning of a new holiday tradition. Your possibilities with this chocolate body paint are endless in bringing out your artistic side. You can write love poems, draw hearts or flowers or write a letter to Santa...and it’s edible. Let your imagination run wild.

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