Halloween is the perfect excuse to let your naughty side out to play. And no, you're never too old for mischief between the sheets. Whether you're flying solo or sharing the night with a partner, you can conjure up some extra magic with seductive costumes, spooky surprises, deliciously dark treats, and maybe a new toy or two.

First, don't panic. Two days without an orgasm does not mean your orgasms have packed their bags and moved to Florida. And let me applaud you for masturbating at 84! You clearly know what you enjoy, and you are a terrific reminder that sexual pleasure doesn't have an expiration date—and neither does your orgasm.